Tuesday, June 23, 2009

The Gates Of America

She stood snarling at the gates of America, clawing the body of a security guard.  Her hair looked like snow that a dog had pissed in.  Make-up smeared her eyes into dark elliptical orbits.  I reached inside and there was nothing...nothing but cool black wavering away against the nothing wind of her eyes.  Blood giggled over her pearly yellow teeth, reflex wiped it away with her tongue,  her eyes rippling with fear.  

I had fallen in love.

Thursday, June 18, 2009

This Just In...

Mercerville, NJ, USA

A local man was caught late Tuesday morning attempting to paint his house in human blood.  His three bedroom two bath Mercerville home had been half painted in blood when police came to question him.  82 year old Dusty McNaberthy of Mercerville, NJ initially told police that it was his own blood and it had been saved over a period of 4 months, in his freezer.

Confessions from three neighborhood schoolchildren revealed a horrifying truth.  McNaberthy had been paying $5 a pint for the neighborhood children's blood for the last 14 months.  He even traded drugs and pornography for blood, some schoolchildren alleged.

McNaberthy made no public statements except to say, "Yeah whattcha gonna git me on copper, distributing harmful material to minors!?"  He is set to be arraigned on charges of distributing harmful material to minors on Thursday.

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Comfort

It is the human craving of comfort that has carved this once  beautiful planet into the nightmarish hellscape it is today.