Thursday, May 27, 2010

OMG! I Met Tom Cruise!

A word for word transcription of a conversation I had with Tom Cruise, the world famous actor, at a Hotel in Melbourne Australia on May 26th 2010.

TC: Mike Migliacci? Tom Cruise.

MM: Wow, Tom Cruise! Nice to meet you.

TC: No, no…no…no nice to meet YOU!

MM: Really?

TC: Yes. Don’t you think so?

MM: I don’t know, I’ve never met myself.

TC: Oh…but haven’t you?

MM: No. I have been in a perpetual state of knowing myself since birth.

TC: Yes, well you may think that, but in fact, it’s not true at all. You see, your cells are in a constant state of flux. Living, dying, regenerating… you are a totally new person all the time.

MM: Well, that may be, Tom, but still my life has a great deal of continuity. Not only on the biological scale, but historical as well. The past can't be changed, and it constantly informs the new person I “am” of the old person I “was”.

TC: Michael, that’s the most absurd thing I have ever heard. If the cells in your body are in constant flux, then certainly your brain cells are in flux, changing your understanding of who you are!

MM: Well not exactly, Tom. I mean, the cells themselves carry only genetic information, not life experiences. True there are chemicals in the brain that store sensory memory information, but they only work as a cohesive whole incorporating chemical reactions and billions of cells. The birth and death of an individual cell has no bearing on that, whatsoever.

TC: Oh I see…have you tried those crab cakes over there?

MM: No, not yet, but I was about to!

TC: Yeah, me too.


The End.

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Der Fuhrermobile

Kraft durch Freude means "strength through joy" and was Adolph Hitler's pet project of making Germans into happy fighting machines by getting them out of the house and into the country in their very own Fuhrermobile.

An excited Adolph Hilter drew this picture in a restaurant in Munich in 1932, and presented it to Jakob Werlin, the head of Daimler-Benz.
Clearly, it went on to become the Volkswagen Beetle.

But really only the convertible beetle looked truly Hitleresque, I think.

Take a look at this picture: