Don't Drink Coca-Cola!

Don't drink Coca-Cola, it's bad for your teeth, blood and hair.  It irritates the lining of the stomach.  It loosens bone marrow with it's gentle fizzing effect.  It causes brain bubbles, partial paralysis in seven major muscle groups, and can lead to dependency.  

Don't drink Coca-Cola, it's bad for society.  It liters the Earth with all things Coca-Cola.  A sign on the street.  A house in the mountains.  A can of Coca-Cola nine miles beneath the surface of the sea.  Coca-Cola cans on the moon, and orbiting other planets in distant galaxies.  

Don't drink Coca-Cola, its bad for the mind.  It may distort the truth.  It may plant false information.  It may cause your internal organs to become independent entities.  They will possess all the hopes and dreams, fears and worries that your brain now enjoys exclusively.  

Don't drink Coca-Cola, it's made from Mickey Mouse's tears.  It contains human blood.  It has 5mcg of LSD in every bottle.  It will make you murder your parents and worship satan.  It might help terrorist to construct new cities only to bomb them.  And it may make us vulnerable to attack from space.

For more information please go to www.coca-cola.co.uk/yourhealth/whats_in_our_drinks/