Sarah Palin Sucks!

Sarah Palin is not only a religious fanatic but a genuinely stupid person.  She believes and has stated publicly that the war raging in Iraq is the "Will of God" and that the "Hand of God" is guiding the battle there.  Well, unless God has an office at the Pentagon I don't think he has a say in troop deployment in Iraq.  Also I don't think he would be so willing to shelve the first commandment in order to secure a few more years of oil guzzling for the United States.

Mrs. Palin is also staunchly pro-life.  Yet, when her hot, young teenage daughter gets herself knocked up (not because of bad parenting mind you!  She just so happens to live in a town where there is nothing to do but fuck and smoke methamphetamine) she lets her make her "own" decision about what to do.  A luxury that will not be passed on to you if she is to become vice president.  I'm not pro-life or pro-choice.  I'm pro-abortion!  Abortions should be enforced or at least encouraged.  It's the only humane thing to do in a world facing the kind of crisis we are facing now.

In a Sarah Palin world the streets will be awash in unloved and unwanted children.  They will flow out of maternity wards, hotel rooms and crack houses.  They will wander the streets like bloodthirsty zombies.  Terrorizing God-loving, law abiding, pro-life citizens.  They will have to be jailed, electrocuted, and exposed to poisonous gasses.  They will be mowed down by machine gun fire at road blocks at the intersections of every major street in every major city in America.  Their bodies will pile up like sandbags.  The army and the national guard (now with new uniforms, all black with a cross on the armband and "Thou Shalt Not Kill" written on the helmet) will do the work of God and slaughter these unwanted children of the dammed before they have the chance to grow up and vote.  

Those who can be controlled and manipulated will be sent off to fight senseless and useless wars halfway around the world, to deny freedom to those who oppose freedom.  They will secure that glorious black blood, the flesh of dinosaurs, the soul of the prehistoric world, that oil that keeps America burning white hot, raising the temperature of the Earth, melting the polar ice caps, opening up new and fertile land for disease and deadly fungi to run rampant.

Yes, keep that glorious pulse of electricity pounding into our X-Boxes, moblie phones and mobile homes.  Into our instruments of death and destruction.  Without power the United States could not lead the war against nature, education and freedom.  We would not have the mass communicative abilities to blame China and India for global warming even though they came to the party 100 years late.  Without power how would we spread the word of God, and spread the legs of the third world?  Without power how would we oppress and incinerate the poor in our own country and around the world?  Without power how would we force Coca-Cola and anti-depressants down the throats of the civilized world!? Without power indeed, maybe that is the best thing that could happen.