Migliacci on Bill O'Reilly

Hi everyone, here is a transcript of an interview I had with Bill O'Reilly on July 1st 2012. O'Reilly said to me after the interview that there was "no way in hell I would ever air this footage..." so I told him he was a "gutless, dickless douchebag that should be put against a wall and shot without the courtesy of a blindfold", well here is the interview...decide for yourselves.


Bill O'Reilly: First of all Mr. Migliacci I want to thank you for coming on the Factor, are you a fan of the show?

Michael J. Migliacci: Thank you for having me Bill, and no I am not a fan of the show.

BO: Why is that?

MM: I don't get it where I live.

BO: You have lived outside the United States for quite some time is that right? Something like 10 years?

MM: Yes.

BO: Why is that? Do you have some kind of problem uhhh... with America?

MM: Yes Bill, I think it is a filth ridden cesspool populated by morons and governed by Satan worshipers.

BO: Am I to take that to mean that you are a religious man?

MM: No.

BO: Well...do you believe in God?

MM: No.

BO: Why not Michael, what's your problem with God?

MM: I don't believe in anything Bill.

BO: You don't believe in anything? What...what does that mean?

MM: I have no beliefs

BO: Are you an atheist?

MM: Yes.

BO: Well isn't atheism a belief? I mean you believe there is no God and that is a belief!! You are subscribing to a way of thinking that is the opposite of religion!!! That is a belief, that is religion!!!

MM: No it isn't.

BO: Let's get back to your feelings about America. Do you believe in freedom?

MM: I have no beliefs.

BO: Do you believe in FREEDOM!

MM: No.

BO: Do you believe in global warming?

MM: No.

BO: Do you believe in UFOs?

MM: No.

BO: Do you believe in the American dream?

MM: Bill, are you fucking listening to me?  I have no beliefs at all.  I THINK things based on evidence and then I abandon them when they are proven wrong. That is not a belief or a belief system, it is knowledge derived from observation. Do I think global warming is happening? yes. Do I THINK that UFOs exist, no. Why? because of measurable data. Much data for warming, no data for UFOs.

BO: What do you do for a living?

MM: I'm a painter.

BO: Do you make a lot of money doing that.

MM: Millions of dollars.

DO: What do you do with that money? With all those millions?

MM: I spend most of it constructing lifelike robots of you Bill. I build these androids and then I beat them to death with a crow bar in a ritualistic dance set in a nineteenth century ballroom. I videotape all the the beatings and then watch them on a large screen TV while I have sex with a large rubber teddy bear on a bed made of animal bones and blown glass.

BO: Well, I just... I think that's just sick.

MM: Coming from you Bill, I take that as an affirmation.

BO: That's it!!! That's it! I'm done talking to this pinhead. CUT HIS MIC!