TV Bomb

Only now is the real threat of a Television attack on the United States becoming clear.  Television attacks are the most sneaky and manipulative type of invasion mankind has yet devised.  No loud bangs or enemy troops in your back yard.  No discernible targets like cities, government installations, or power supplies.  The Television attack strikes right at the heart of the American people, at our minds and our  culture.  

How can one tell if they are under attack by televised means?  Well... it's very difficult to tell.  The attack comes on slow, and seems pleasant at first, almost enjoyable.  You laugh, sit around in your safe home with friends and family, everything seems perfectly normal.  Why, everyone is enjoying themselves.  Laughing, crying, tuning in every week!  Gabbing with their pals around the water cooler, "Say Jim, did you see so and so on the tube last night? What a gas!" 

In fact, everyone is enjoying themselves so much that those who don't have, or don't watch television start to look strange.  They no longer fit in.  They don't understand the new jokes, they can't get with the new way of talking or seeing things.  The events in their lives do not correspond with those being send out via the television.  At this point the battle is all but won.

But this begs the question, where are we now?  An attack comes on slow and it may take decades to destroy an entire country.  The United States has been under attack for nearly 60 years.  How long do we have left.  It's up to you.  

Destroy your television now! And encourage others to do the same.

Thank you and goodnight.