I have to say that I too, like the bright young girls in this picture, believe in an all-powerful force that created everything. This power created us from nothing! It is invisible, and cannot be measured, even by the world's greatest scientists. Even Albert Einstein never attempted to solve this great puzzle. This force caused the big bang, and the formation of stars, which in turn created the elements that formed the planets. It put the breath of life into the universe. He governs every step of every human being who has ever lived on Earth or will ever live on Earth. Although his great laws can be bent by some, they can never be broken! From now until the end of time (which will be at a time and place of HIS choosing) we must all bow to his absolute power.
This force treats everyone equally. If you are foolhardy enough to think that the rules don't apply to you, you WILL be punished! Your body may be broken, your possessions may be destroyed, and your loved ones taken from you.
Sometimes, this great entity takes the innocent. Those who have done nothing to offend it, will suffer its wrath, perhaps as a warning to the rest of us to change our ways.
So little is known about this absolute ruler of the universe, but this is known for sure. His name starts with a G...
This god is Gravity.
...and he has nothing in particular against gay people.
2 comments:
i really liked this one. as i was reading it, i was thinking, "i never knew mike was religious?." once again my instincts were correct. very clever.
HAHAAHAH, i worked. Well it's like George Carlin said, he worships the sun. "Because for one I can SEE the sun!" and you have to admit it's responsible for all life on Earth, wether you are religious or not.
right?
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